Guest Services Memo

Guest Services Memo

A small note with elegant handwriting, recording the special quirks and aversions of certain guests at "Inkford Hermitage." @JustNeedsLove: Must not be disturbed while watching the news. Pamyuski: Seems to dislike frogs, foxes, and monkeys. Tima Soundwave: Hates phone reservations. Prefers face-to-face communication. Trevor Klein: Unless he brings it up first, don't ask about his past. But if he does bring it up, he usually wants to talk. Soroush: Philosopher with a penchant for performance art. Most of what he says is not to be taken literally. Sharkus: Whatever you do, don't tell it that it's not actually a shark. Sudscour: Gets winded easily when speaking. But it's psychological, not actual asthma. Reinhardt: Whatever it does, just tell it, "You win again."